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lardass69

Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Job: Weightgaining

Fat as fuck and twice as ugly!

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Sign-Up Date:
9/23/07

Level: 13
Aura: Fab

Rank: Police Officer
Blams: 135
Saves: 387
Rank #: 15,988

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 1,830 / 1,880
Exp. Rank #: 17,432
Voting Pow.: 5.54 votes

BBS Posts: 101 (0.12 per day)
Flash Reviews: 84
Music Reviews: 4
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4 Reviews | 0 w/ Responses

Score: 10
Fulp Friction

"Stamper is the cock joke master!"

submission: Fulp Friction
date: September 24, 2007

Hilarious, as usual... but a bleep? You can rap all day about fucking dudes in the ass, but "n****r" gets bleeped. We're a fucked up society...

Anyways, I want to have your babies. Just blow it in my ass and I'll mold children from my your seed and my shit. (Stamper>) 8=o ( )*( ) (<Me)

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Score: 10
Dick Clubbin'

"This shit's going platinum!"

submission: Dick Clubbin'
date: September 24, 2007

I just want you to be happy, and brutally fuck me like a Wal-Mart employee. You're a genius!

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Score: 10
Triple Penetration

"Damn, y'all gots flow!"

submission: Triple Penetration
date: September 23, 2007

I'm going to burn this shit so I can get triple penetrated on the way to work! I came when Dr. Arachnid made his surprise appearance. LMAIO.

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Score: 10
6 in a Row

"That's my jam!"

submission: 6 in a Row
date: September 23, 2007

I wish Stamper and Marc M. were my sexually abusive parents. I love you both.

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