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Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Job: Weightgaining

Fat as fuck and twice as ugly!

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9/23/07

Level: 13
Aura: Fab

Rank: Police Officer
Blams: 135
Saves: 387
Rank #: 15,988

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Exp. Points: 1,830 / 1,880
Exp. Rank #: 17,432
Voting Pow.: 5.54 votes

BBS Posts: 101 (0.12 per day)
Flash Reviews: 84
Music Reviews: 4
Trophies: 0
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Latest Flash Reviews

84 Reviews | 11 w/ Responses

Score: 10
Aristocrat Joke

"Aristocrats jokes rewl!"

submission: Aristocrat Joke
date: September 22, 2008

This is one of the most original I've ever heard. By the way, I'm a n****r and I wasn't offended by this. OK, I'm not really a n****r, but I'd like to think I'd still find this amusing even if I was a n****r. Not that there's anything wrong with n****rs. I mean, I just want them all to die. Not really; I just wish they never existed. Just kidding...

Hilarious joke, funny animation. Love ya. ;3

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Score: 10
blek koffi

"You never disappoint, Mr. Schuur."

submission: blek koffi
date: August 5, 2008

Awesome as always. Your stuff is like Ren & Stimpy on acid; I love it! I especially loved when the chick-microbe mutated and had the monster snatch and hook-tits. Keep them coming, please!

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Score: 10
Covenant of the Sword

"Another S.A. Classic!"

date: July 27, 2008

I was taking a drink when he sprayed the wall and almost choked with laughter. That would have been the way to go...

Brilliant as usual. I love you, you clever bastard!

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Latest Audio Reviews

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Score: 10
Fulp Friction

"Stamper is the cock joke master!"

submission: Fulp Friction
date: September 24, 2007

Hilarious, as usual... but a bleep? You can rap all day about fucking dudes in the ass, but "n****r" gets bleeped. We're a fucked up society...

Anyways, I want to have your babies. Just blow it in my ass and I'll mold children from my your seed and my shit. (Stamper>) 8=o ( )*( ) (<Me)

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Score: 10
Dick Clubbin'

"This shit's going platinum!"

submission: Dick Clubbin'
date: September 24, 2007

I just want you to be happy, and brutally fuck me like a Wal-Mart employee. You're a genius!

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Score: 10
Triple Penetration

"Damn, y'all gots flow!"

submission: Triple Penetration
date: September 23, 2007

I'm going to burn this shit so I can get triple penetrated on the way to work! I came when Dr. Arachnid made his surprise appearance. LMAIO.

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